Miusheri (miusheri) wrote,

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Holy shitballs!

NYS HESC sent me a letter wondering if I'd be interested in a job vacany: IT Specialist 2, Programming. Webpage building, graphics, assloads of JavaScript/XML/etc. Teaching idiots how to type paragraphs in Word is thankfully not part of the job.

This place is literally down the street from me- I could walk there every day, which definitely helps, what with the fact that I'm not allowed to drive- it's a state job (meaning I'd get crazy benefits and job security out the ass and wouldn't have to work very hard at all- yay bureaucracy), AND it pays DOUBLE my reported gross income for this tax year.

I'm filling out the application right now. PleasepleasepleasePLEASE interview me!!!!

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