Worst. Script. Ever. And the guy who wrote it was convinced it was great. But hey, you can judge for yourself. This is a classic MiST- Mike and the Bots and Pearl and her goons, written like an episode of MST3K, so there are host segments and commercial breaks scattered throughout, heh.
Kudos to Remy for hosting. =) The files are in PDF format because I didn't feel like converting a 200 page Word document to HTML and having to correct the crappy code that Microshaft would generate line by line. The PDF reader's free to download anyway, so no complaining ;)
Disclaimers within. Bask in the crappiness, and let me know what you think!