I heard the funniest thing recently: apparently one of our old teachers from high school got busted downtown trying to sell crack-cocaine to an undercover cop. And if that wasn't funny enough, this teacher happens to teach gym class and health! Of course the school district is trying to keep a lid on it, but they couldn't stop the press from reporting the story. Mwahaha, that's rich...
This was in Purrsia's LJ and being the potential-evil-realizing person I am (refer to my last posting), I nooched it for my own insidious purposes:
WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING:
Around 8 AM.
IF YOU COULD EAT LUNCH WITH ONE FAMOUS PERSON, WHO WOULD IT BE?
Only one? *whine* Thomas Jefferson
GOLD OR SILVER?
Both have their place.
WHAT WAS THE LAST FILM YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA?
The Matrix Reloaded
FAVORITE TV SHOW?
WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST?
Cereal and skim milk or a SlimFast, usually. I'm big on lazy when it comes to foraging food for myself.
WHO WOULD YOU HATE TO BE STUCK IN A ROOM WITH?
A right-wing fundamentalist Bible-thumper.
CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE?
No... but that's something else I can practice on the commute to school, thanks.
WHAT INSPIRES YOU?
Caffeine and pretty music.
WHAT'S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?
Soheila (so-HAY-la... 'tis my mom's name)
BEACH, CITY, OR COUNTRY?
I'm a city girl. Well, more accurately, a suburb girl.
SUMMER OR WINTER?
Summer hands down.
FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Mint chocolate chip. =9
BUTTER, PLAIN or SALTED POPCORN?
Butter (again, =9 )
Blue. Right then, off you go.
FAVORITE SANDWICH FILLING?
Ham, Swiss cheese, and salami. =9 (Damn it, now I'm getting hungry...)
WHAT CHARACTERISTIC DO YOU DESPISE?
One not using his God-given reason.
Roses. Clicheed, but I can't help myself.
IF YOU HAD A BIG WIN IN THE LOTTERY, HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT TO TELL PEOPLE?
I'd claim my winnings and then disappear somewhere... I don't need long-lost "cousins" and "friends" hounding me for cash!
FIZZY OR STILL WATER AS A DRINK?
Still. Carbonated water is gross.
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHROOM?
Green and gold. Yucky, but I'll be moving out one of these days.
HOW MANY KEYS ON YOUR KEY RING?
Two: one for the front door, one for the back.
WHERE WOULD YOU RETIRE TO?
I'd be happy to stay in Pittsburgh and just take vacations to wherever it suits me.
CAN YOU JUGGLE?
Nope... there go all my hopes for running away with the circus =(
FAVORITE DAY OF THE WEEK?
RED OR WHITE WINE?
I like Zinfandel... that's pink, sorta. Wanna know what's gross? I like my wine the ancient Greek way: mixed with water. =9 (Great, now hungry and thirsty...)
WHAT DID YOU DO ON YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY?
Went to Dave and Busters (the Chuck E. Cheese's for adults, basically) and invited all my friends, hoping to have this blowout bash for the big Two-One... but no one showed up outside my immediate family 'cept my fiancee and his best friend! We had fun anyway though.
DO YOU CARRY A DONOR CARD?
Nope. Even if I had a good chance of survival, I just know they'd pull the plug to get at me innards.
SAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS
Purrsia is very funny and smart and gracious and runs a splendiferous website. She has brought a lot of fun and vitality to the TCats online fandom through her writings, drawings, flames, RPGs, chat sessions with TCat bigwigs, you name it... I'm glad to know her! =)
WHO DO YOU LEAST EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK TO YOU?
WHO IS THE PERSON YOU EXPECT TO SEND THIS BACK FIRST?
No one... though I guess Nick will be the first to comment on it. Get back to work now, sweetie! ;)
I was also officially assimilated over the weekend and now carry a cell phone. Mom wanted me to have one since I'm commuting now, but I got the cheapest plan/phone I could find; I don't plan on becoming a slave to the thing. However, I am having fun direct-connecting Nick at the most inopportune times.
*beep-beep-beep* "Away team to Enterprise: we're going to need Commander Data's expertise for this assignment, so if you wouldn't mind beaming him down to my coordinates, that would be... fahb-ulous." ;)
Okay, enough of this... I have to work tomorrow night, and before that I need to take Nick's Firehawk in for an oil change. We're driving down to Florida on Friday for a week's sojourn and we want to make sure our baby's ready to go.