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30 July 2003 @ 12:30 pm
From Purrsia...

The Test Results Are In!
"You are a smooth chick."

You have a knack for greatness. For the record,you are:

68% Un-telligent!
which is significantly higher than the current average of 60%

Here is the custom report of your personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are resourceful and sly woman:

"The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

"In addition, the subject exhibits brave tendencies, and that does a lotfor her score.

"But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys her ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a 30% chance that she will end up in prison!

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a fair and productive sense of morality, and a hot shot self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 68% Un-telligent
Take the Un-Intelligence Test

Violent tendencies? Me? In some role-plays maybe, but in real life I'm a believer in the use of force for self-defense only. Ah well, it's only a silly online quiz... ;)

I'm working with Nick on a joint website venture that we hope will take off and earn us many cult followers and ritual pecuniary sacrifices, hehe. We'll be going live in a few weeks here, pending some rigorous testing.

Looking forward to Friday... we're LAN-partying and possibly also role-playing with a friend of mine in Oakland. It's been months since my last tabletop RP action, and the withdrawal symptoms are no fun. Plus my dice are starting to get dusty. =P
Current Mood: productiveproductive
Current Music: None
Abraxasdr_abraxas on July 30th, 2003 01:28 pm (UTC)
"But what concerns us most about her is her sinister and violent attitude..."

"While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something..."

"Our study suggests there is a 30% chance that she will end up in prison!"

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most net freaks anyway) sense of humor..."


evil miusheri is a born tygra killer!!
on the bright side, if you do go to prison of tiger abuse, at least the stripes will match with the bars. :p


Miusherimiusheri on July 30th, 2003 01:40 pm (UTC)

Okay, so maybe I haven't been that nice to Tygra in some of my 'fics, but I swear I'm no killer!

(Please ignore the fact that I once sentenced him to an afterlife of eternal masochism)

...why do I have the unsettling feeling that I'm about to star in one of your riffs, Your Unexcellency? ;)
(Anonymous) on August 1st, 2003 10:12 am (UTC)
I knew all along you were evil! >;)
Don't worry, Miusheri. Since that online test thing says that you're about to embark on a life of evil whether you want to or not you should look into taking some agression classes. The DMV would be a good place to start, the long lies ad abusive personnel could make a nun commit murder. Maybe you could also start reading "Chicken Gruel For The Evil Doers's Soul" It's at Barnes and Noble next to "He's From Plundarr She's From Thundera"

A life of destructive evil is hard at first but comes more easily than one might think. I've been under the "Undictator Regimen" since January and i've already conquered the Highway 52 off ramp on University Parkway and the McDonalds on third street. (I make them tithe those little McDonaldland cookies to me for it is my due as the cruel ruler of their world) But at times i'm a good Empress and as a treat I hold court in that little ball pool they have under the slide and give rewards of condimets, kids meal toys, and napkins to my fearfully loyal minions.

I think next week I shall launch and offensive and conquer The Krusty Krab next door and slay their mighty frycook by the name of Spongebob.


Meow Monkey: Empress Of The Pavement, Ruler Of The Playplace
(Anonymous) on August 2nd, 2003 09:10 am (UTC)
I took the test Un-Intelligent test
Miu, I took the test and it said I made a 91% unintelligent along with the designation "You are a smooth chick". Is that good or bad? It said that I don't like to use any solution that requires violence and that my sense of humor is pathetic and useless. Now that hurts! ;) To conclude; I have a productive and fair sense of morality, and barbaric self confidence. What gives?

Perplexed Meow
Miusherimiusheri on August 4th, 2003 09:14 pm (UTC)
Re: I took the test Un-Intelligent test
91%?! Holy geez! Good for you, hon! Though I think they're dead wrong about your sense of humor. BTW, Nick thinks you should write a book too. ^_^

ROFL!!! Kudos for the advice as I begin my career in malevolence. I think I shall start at the DMV; God knows I could use a refresher course or two in mailbox avoidance. After that... to Rita's! >=9 All my legions of terror receive free gelatis- who's with me? ;)