MST3K: Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas
Ah, Road House... 1980s cinematic coked-out absurdity at its peak. The movie that looked at Red Dawn and Top Gun before it and said, "You call that a stunning lack of self-awareness? Hold my beer and watch this."
Oh, and here's another MST3K carol while I'm at it:
The 'bots go a-wassailing