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05 February 2009 @ 01:02 pm
Yahweh or No Way?  
Steven Colbert offering some laughs about the Super Bowl, and the faceplam-inducing antics of the Catholic Church:

"Evidently, [Bishop Richard Williamson] believes there's enough proof that 2,000 years ago, a man rose from the dead; but not enough proof that 60 years ago, the Nazis were pretty bad."

A Holocaust denier? Yeah, totally welcome that moron back into your pious fold! As for Galileo, that sun-at-the-center guy who kinda turned out to be right all along? Mehhhhh, let him wait a few hundred years.

Also, a bunch of liars are selling t-shirts.
Mako, Director of The Ancient Order of Sidewalksjo_mako on February 5th, 2009 08:20 pm (UTC)
I liked my faith so much more when the head Polack was the Pope.
How Random Babbling Becomes Corporate Policy: irfuturt3knomanser on February 5th, 2009 10:20 pm (UTC)
What? You don't like Emperor Popetine?

"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there on the sanctuary moon, are walking into a trap, as is your Protestant fleet. It was *I* who allowed the Lutherans to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best Priests awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive...
As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle cathedral!"
Mako, Director of The Ancient Order of Sidewalks: eddie izzard - death starjo_mako on February 5th, 2009 10:27 pm (UTC)
I'm half Slovak...the Polack pope was practically kin!
Miusheri: grim reapermiusheri on February 5th, 2009 10:54 pm (UTC)
Wow! So, as a former Lutheran, I was part of the Rebel Alliance, but I have since rebelled against them. I have no idea where I fit into the mythos. I neither aid the Rebels nor the Empire, and I think they're both full of shit.

I must be part of a different galaxy far, far away!