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23 December 2008 @ 09:34 pm
Happy Festivus, People!  
Hopefully you've all aired your grievances and survived the Feats of Strength for another year. I'm happy to say that I have few grievances this year, relatively speaking.

- To our customers: take a break, seriously. I've been swamped the past two days, beyond all rational sense, and I'm one of the only people who'll actually be in the office tomorrow.

- To the Tennessee Titans, particularly LenWhale: I hope you're proud of yourself for stomping on a Terrible Towel, and I hope you pee yourself when you think about what a pathetic trainwreck the Cincinnati Bengals have become ever since Houshmandzadeh did that.

- To the US and Iranian governments: get your heads out of your asses already, and get back on friendly terms. Thanks to you, I had to say goodbye forever to my grandma at the age of ten (she passed away sixteen years later), and I've never even met a large portion of my relatives.

- To Parkinson's Disease: you can %*#@! right off for slowly killing my grandma over those sixteen years.

- To people who have that compulsion to make everyone else live how they want them to: knock it off. Now.

And for a decided non-grievance, to canissum: thanks and HAPPY NEWTONMAS! =D
The Perfidious One, amethyst_hunter: Akabane has issuesamethyst_hunter on December 24th, 2008 04:33 am (UTC)
Amen to those last three in particular! Can we throw in Alzheimer's as well, since that's what did my grandma in?

(...is it wrong that I am suddenly thinking that a slashfic with Bush/Ahmadinejad would be farking hilarious? "Ooh, nobody throws a shoe like you, baby!" XD )

*passes you the brain bleach as remedy for that loverly mental image* XD
Miusheri: spock_gogglesmiusheri on December 24th, 2008 04:23 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it should really be a general grievance against neural problems. Neurology's still on the level of stone tools, and I hate that. The brain's a really tricky organ, though.

All the Iranians I know consider Ahmadinejad their version of Bush. He's about as popular there as Bush is here. Going by Rule 34, the slash is out there. Somewhere. Be very afraid.

(::glances at icon:: I'm sorry, Mr. Spock. I'm afraid the goggles do nothing.)