Miusheri (miusheri) wrote,

Happy Festivus, People!

Hopefully you've all aired your grievances and survived the Feats of Strength for another year. I'm happy to say that I have few grievances this year, relatively speaking.

- To our customers: take a break, seriously. I've been swamped the past two days, beyond all rational sense, and I'm one of the only people who'll actually be in the office tomorrow.

- To the Tennessee Titans, particularly LenWhale: I hope you're proud of yourself for stomping on a Terrible Towel, and I hope you pee yourself when you think about what a pathetic trainwreck the Cincinnati Bengals have become ever since Houshmandzadeh did that.

- To the US and Iranian governments: get your heads out of your asses already, and get back on friendly terms. Thanks to you, I had to say goodbye forever to my grandma at the age of ten (she passed away sixteen years later), and I've never even met a large portion of my relatives.

- To Parkinson's Disease: you can %*#@! right off for slowly killing my grandma over those sixteen years.

- To people who have that compulsion to make everyone else live how they want them to: knock it off. Now.

And for a decided non-grievance, to canissum: thanks and HAPPY NEWTONMAS! =D
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