August 13th, 2007

hello_cthulhu

Point, squee, want

This is one of the few times I'm going to be a total girl about things, so please bear with me.

Pretty vintage dresses (alas, they have been sold):

1960s "Audrey" dress- they're right, it's very Audrey Hepburn- and if there's one silly wish-fulfillment type thing I want to do in my lifetime, it's a photo shoot in which I'm dolled up just like Audrey Hepburn. She defines elegance.

This one, on the other hand, just oozes cute. I think the picture has given me a cavity.

Even if they were still for sale, I'd need to lose three inches off my waist to fit in either of them. I have a 27" inch waist, goddamn it, that should be small enough for cute vintage dresses! =P To get down to 24", I'd have to enter bag-of-antlers, need-a-sammich territory. Ew. I wouldn't look good in anything once I got there, so the point is moot. (I have gotten as low as 107 lbs- in the two months I was married to Nick, I dropped weight from stress- and I don't remember being significantly thinner in the waist.)

My waist is soooooooo tiny! (Sorry, couldn't resist...)