I think I might be developing an aneurysm from teh stoopid.
::pops some advil::
...I came up with my first old fogie rant.
"In my day, the BLUE M&Ms were TAN! We had to call a NUMBER to MAKE 'em blue! Otherwise they might've been pink or purple and that would have fucked your shit right up."
//please tell me I'm not the only fossil who phone-voted for blue M&Ms