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31 October 2007 @ 02:42 pm
From manycolored

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car)
Pishi Saturn

2. GANGSTA NAME: (favorite ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Mint Chocolate Chip Chocolate Chip

3. “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name):
M Lun

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Blue Cat

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Soheila Fayetteville

6. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, first tool that comes to mind, put “The” at the beginning)
The Green Wrench

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
John Mohammad Abdullah

9. STRIPPER NAME: (favorite candy, the name of your favorite perfume/cologne)
Chocolate Dream

10. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names )
Rahimi Douglas

These suck, except for number eight. I can just hear the rednecks losing their shit. "Y'all cain't let no eye-RAIN-ian in NASCAWR!"
steelerbabe777steelerbabe777 on October 31st, 2007 07:26 pm (UTC)
Your stripper name would be perfect if you were a Successful and Attractive African American.

I can just see Soheila Fayetteville running around Salem, sleeping with every hot DiMera like EJ, having "who farted" acting classes from John Black, and eating Chowder at the Brady Pub, all the while secretly blackmailing Sami into fudging her daughter's paternity test into covering the fact that Roman is her baby's daddy. ;)
Miusheri: Data_wtfmiusheri on October 31st, 2007 07:40 pm (UTC)
- Sami has a daughter?
- Roman's banging my soap opera character and who else?
- Why am I asking this shit?
steelerbabe777: WTFsteelerbabe777 on October 31st, 2007 07:49 pm (UTC)
Sami just had twins!! Ohh, and John Black was officially killed off. :( Sami's twins are John Roman Horton, and the girl's name is yet to be determined.

Your soap opera character needs to bang EJ so he stops obsessing over Sami. He needs to let it go, Lucas is never going to let her divorce him no matter how badly she wants to end the Brady/DiMera vendetta!!!

Why are you asking this shit? Why do I KNOW all this shit??
The Perfidious One, amethyst_hunter: Akabane effs sh*t up.amethyst_hunter on November 1st, 2007 04:21 am (UTC)
There actually is an Iranian version of NASCAR, I've read not long ago - and they have female drivers in pink cars, no less!

I seriously doubt most NASCARians (the redneck ones, that is) would even be able to tell the difference between Iraq and Iran in their apoplectic fits. :p
Miusheri: gotevil?miusheri on November 1st, 2007 02:11 pm (UTC)
Haha, that's awesome!

Also, they have yet to realize that we have pervaded their beloved American football! (Touraj "TJ" Houshmandzadeh, wide receiver for the Cincinnati Bengals. Pretty talented player, even if the Bungles suck overall!)