I was there to look up what "Erastus" meant, and got curious about what they'd say my first name meant. This is the first time I've ever come across this whacked-out translation; previous examples have been "love"/"protector" (German) and "daisy" (Farsi). Oh, and "everyone" (Japanese).
So, I may be highly unpopular, but I do make for interesting headgear. Maybe something Wagnerian, with horns sticking out the sides... or a Cheesehead. Yes, that's precisely it: a Cheesehead! PACKERS!!!