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25 October 2006 @ 09:21 am
Spam Number Three  
Apparently, I'm not taking the "fatass" warnings seriously enough. To scam me out of cash, they'll have to attack something else I'm deeply insecure about. What could it be?

Hi, this shouldn't be coming from me but who else is going to mention it before you get embarrassed. People think for some reason you have a small you know what. Why? I am not 100% sure,maybe it came from an ex or someone just trying to come down on you. Either way women here are thinking that you don't have much to show for down there. I personally could care less but if you need some advice I will be the first to help cause I know at one time I needed all the help I could get. Tried about 7 different products then found the one where I actually saw fast quick gains. Now, I know you aren't going to say anything to anyone since you are in the same boat. Not everyone is blessed I guess, hehe. Anyways, I can tell you this company below helped the hell out of me and made a big difference. Check them out.
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Talk to you Soon,

You would think that he'd go by Dick.
Current Mood: LMAO
Aikidoka, dreamer, seeker, general purpose geekmanycolored on October 25th, 2006 01:34 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't worry. Remy's never complained about your small penis in my hearing anyway.
Miusheri: crikeymiusheri on October 25th, 2006 01:37 pm (UTC)
That's certainly a relief! Phew! I was hoping I really wasn't a fatass with a tiny peener!

(How would I even be able to see it past all the rolls?)
sky: foot in mouthibesky on October 25th, 2006 01:44 pm (UTC)
Magnifying glass, and a mirror od sorts.

Poor Minna, the fatass with a small wang. Teehee. :p
steelerbabe777: ONOZ OMGsteelerbabe777 on October 25th, 2006 04:22 pm (UTC)
Excuse me, Minna. I know I haven't seen you in a while, but I never thought you'd gain 100 lbs, let alone grow a penis! Jesus Christ, what are they putting in the water over there?!!?!?

So, wanna take bets on what's going to be the next email's subject matter? Pimply ass? Lazy eye? B.O.?? ;D
Miusheri: Dr. Who WTFmiusheri on October 25th, 2006 04:27 pm (UTC)
Well, apparently it's all downhill after marriage ;)

Hmm, the next personal defect... my money says they'll next accuse me of not being able to get it up.

/Get what up?
//Supposedly it's so small as to be nonexistent
///And by golly, they're right!
////Slashies: not just for Fark anymore!
steelerbabe777: WTFsteelerbabe777 on October 25th, 2006 04:37 pm (UTC)
You should respond to "Rich's" email and say:

"I WAS IN THE POOL!!!!!!!!!!"

/Hey, opportunity presented itself!
//Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
///slashity goodness!!
Miusheri: cookie_omfgmiusheri on October 25th, 2006 05:27 pm (UTC)
rofl! OMG TEH SHRINKAGE!!11!1!
pine_island on October 26th, 2006 05:03 am (UTC)
*SIGH* Geez, Minna, you're a freakin' lardass and now we find out you've got a pecker the size of a dust speck? What ARE we going to do with you??

/Mm, slashy!
//This sarcasm has been proudly brought to you by the letters F and U.
///My feet are being randomly gnawed on by beavers. Just FYI.
////Okay, I made that last part up. Just because. XD