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Ah, Lotus Notes. The funny things you send on through to my inbox.


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From: Mark
Subject: Dieting

This is not meant to be an insult or anything but people are talking at work about your weight. I thought you should know. I know it would upset you if you knew but I know some friends here and outside work that have used a program that worked within weeks. I am not pushing anything on you but thought it wouldn't hurt if you looked at it. I also think I am doing you a favor as it's always nice when people talk about how much better you look than how much you've been putting on. I hope I am not intruding, just trying to help out. My cousin & friend Alex used this and it helped alot. Here is the page I know they got it from direct.
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Again, I'm just trying to help out.
Thanks for listening.

Mark



What makes this extra humorous? I'm five-foot five-and-a-half and weigh 113 pounds.
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