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17 October 2006 @ 08:55 am
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Ah, Lotus Notes. The funny things you send on through to my inbox.


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From: Mark
Subject: Dieting

This is not meant to be an insult or anything but people are talking at work about your weight. I thought you should know. I know it would upset you if you knew but I know some friends here and outside work that have used a program that worked within weeks. I am not pushing anything on you but thought it wouldn't hurt if you looked at it. I also think I am doing you a favor as it's always nice when people talk about how much better you look than how much you've been putting on. I hope I am not intruding, just trying to help out. My cousin & friend Alex used this and it helped alot. Here is the page I know they got it from direct.
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Again, I'm just trying to help out.
Thanks for listening.

Mark



What makes this extra humorous? I'm five-foot five-and-a-half and weigh 113 pounds.
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Purrsia Kat: fatasspurrsia on October 17th, 2006 01:24 pm (UTC)
:lol:

Clearly, such a fatass ;)
Nokomis: Yum air!thebigfatman on October 17th, 2006 02:44 pm (UTC)
*snickerfit*

omg. Min. you fatty. *pokes you with a stick to see you jiggle*
Miusheri: crikeymiusheri on October 17th, 2006 02:55 pm (UTC)
lol! Depends on where you poke, and whether I'm flexing ;)

// both muscle and fat jiggle- so everyone jiggles!
// except if you're a skeleton
// i r teh biggest fatass evar
Nokomis: I pinchthebigfatman on October 17th, 2006 02:59 pm (UTC)
Well, you being a girl like me, I know at least one spot I can poke and you'd jiggle, flexy or no! ;)

// We're all sekritly jell-o!
// Boney McBonerpants at your service! (no wait... that sounds worse than I meant!)
// omg! *gives you my ljname*
Miusheri: gotevil?miusheri on October 17th, 2006 04:24 pm (UTC)
So you would think- but I am flat-chested! Ha-HAH! ;)
Nokomisthebigfatman on October 17th, 2006 04:36 pm (UTC)
You're not THAT flat!!!
Miusherimiusheri on October 18th, 2006 03:12 am (UTC)
;D It's a clever illusion! They don't make "honest" bras in my size. They assume that all 34As want eight inches of padding.
Nokomisthebigfatman on October 18th, 2006 12:28 pm (UTC)
What? Don't you totally want your boobs to look like mine when I've hoisted them in and strapped them down a bit?

Dear bra manufacturers:

Suck it.

kthxdie,
Me.
Miusheri: Laramiusheri on October 18th, 2006 02:20 pm (UTC)
Hehe! I should probably thank my mom yet again for teaching me the basics of sewing so I can make simple alterations when needed ^_^

As an amusing aside, I got like three Victoria's Secret catalogs in the mail yesterday alone... :)
Nokomisthebigfatman on October 18th, 2006 02:28 pm (UTC)
Argh, VS. You know they only carry up to a C cup? And not even a particularly useful range of band sizes?
Miusheri: Dr. Who WTFmiusheri on October 18th, 2006 03:13 pm (UTC)
I didn't know that, but I did know that a lot of the cute 'n naughty stuff is B or higher. =\ Why do they hate us?
Nokomisthebigfatman on October 18th, 2006 03:16 pm (UTC)
I donno.

I'm in bustingout, right? And it is a common lament there that, despite our country's apparent, ongoing obsession with bulging boobies, we have precious little in the way of plus-size bra stores.

And I don't know WHO it is who thinks a-cups only want boring bras, but they need a kick in the nuts (because you KNOW it's not a woman deciding those things!)
steelerbabe777steelerbabe777 on October 17th, 2006 05:05 pm (UTC)
OHNOES!!11!1one!1 OMGZ u r SUCH a fatass!!11!1!

Gotta love spam....I usually get one or two a week from "investors" wanting me to "invest" in their "investing." Yeah, I'll get right on that....

But anyway, I LOL'd. Good shit, good shit!
Miusheri: cookie_omfgmiusheri on October 17th, 2006 06:06 pm (UTC)
OMG SRSLY EVRY1 @ WERK MAIKS FUN OF ME!1!!1!

lol- I don't understand how people fall for these things. Do they not realize that their "investment" will go straight to those guys' back pockets?

// omg just liek all my fuud goez strait 2 my ASS!
steelerbabe777steelerbabe777 on October 17th, 2006 06:16 pm (UTC)
First and foremost, LOVE THE ICON!!!

Second of all, you crack me the hell up!!!! SRRSLYYZz!!1 YA RLY.
Miusherimiusheri on October 17th, 2006 06:30 pm (UTC)
Hehe, thanks! Made it last week ^_^ And yeah, any time we trade emails/comments, I LMAO too!
a stunning paragon of nomenclature: viva briansemperar on October 17th, 2006 06:55 pm (UTC)
TO: Minna
SUBJECT: Business Memo: New Office Guidlines

MESSAGE:

-No Jeans
-No Popcorn
-No Fat Chicks
-No Fat Chicks
-No Fat Chicks
-No Fat Chicks
-All work and No Fat Chicks makes Jack a dull boy
lordjosh2004lordjosh2004 on October 18th, 2006 01:21 am (UTC)
Buahahhahahahha

That is hilarious my friend.

:-D
Miusheri: Laramiusheri on October 18th, 2006 01:24 am (UTC)
Hey! *hugs* Are you and Alexis busy on November 11th? Remy and I are tentatively planning a Bostonian day-trip =D
lordjosh2004lordjosh2004 on October 19th, 2006 12:44 am (UTC)
Oh, that sounds awesome! I look forward to it! :-D