Miusheri (miusheri) wrote,

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Groan-inducing CompSci Nerd Humor, Et Al

QUESTION: How did the PERL chicken cross the road?
ANSWER: Quickly and efficiently. However, it was so cryptic and deformed that no one realized it was a chicken.

Then, in algorithms class one day, our prof started setting up an even worse computer science joke:

Prof> Okay... here, starting on Day One-
My friend Dave> Don't you mean Day Zero?
::class snickers::
Prof> Um, okay, Day Zero... man, that's funnier than what I was about to show you...
::class laughs::

Swiped from golden_d:

Your Goth color is BLACK!
You are the basic goth color. All goths know and
love you. You are content, and work well with
just about every color.

What Goth Color Are You?
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And, because Heinlein rules (thanks lsduncan!):

The cat who walks through walls
You belong in the Cat Who Walks Through Walls. You
are creative and cunning. Your works often
feel empty to you, though others love them.
You suspect that the universe and everyone in
it are just characters in someone else's story.

Which Heinlein Book Should You Have Been A Character In?
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I'm too busy to post more than this. I complete one thing and twelve other things get dumped on me. Will post more when I no longer have other people's essays to proofread (WHY DOESN'T ANYONE KNOW HOW TO WRITE?!), databases to build, interviews to sweat over, crap to memorize, houses to sit, or money problems (better nix that last one or else I'll never be back, eh? ;) ).
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