But wait, look! The brown people hate your freedom! Illegal immigrants want to steal your jobs! Ooh- bird flu, you're all gonna die! And over there- flag burners and homos tryin' to get hitched!
// ... can we have our country back now, please?
What a great season! Let's hope we don't have to wait too long for the next one.
HERE WE GO STEELERS HERE WE GO PITTSBURGH'S GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL
I hope everyone reading this has been having a nice holiday! I'm at work today because our sales beasts wanted an extra day this year in which to…